CONFESSION OF A LEADER.

I would like to confess my malactivities before public who are the supreme judge in the democratic set up. I took birth on 15 th August 1947. It is only a coincidence, nothing else. From the very beginning of my childhood I started stealing money, utensils, clothings etc. from my house. I never went to school, though always pretended that I was going to my school. Once an astologer foretold that I was in the way of becoming a great national leader. Very soon my family witnessed that probability.One very fine morning I tore the clothes of my mother and made her almost naked. Then I started beating her with a wooden log. My father came forward to rescue her. I gave him a fatal blow of that very log. He collapsed on the spot. I was convicted and thrusted into Juvenile Reform Jail. After 12 years I was at large. Now I was a grown up man. I had no penny in my pocket, so I robbed a Bank with a band of gangsters, who were jailmates of mine. I enpocketted ten lacs of rupees against my share. I at once went to a political leader and donated him five lacs rupees. He saved me from the court of law. Then I pledged as a political criminal and took my examination by killing all of my brothers and sisters alongwith friends. I was all alone without any emotional relation and this way I became a celebrated leader.

I grew taste in wine, swine and concubine. I indulged myself in scam, murder, loot, rape and what not. People called me Mr. Corruptomafia, so I am. I reiterate that I have murdered my parents, so why should I care MOTHER INDIA ? I plundered Her a lot and deposited all the money on SWISS BANKS, as much as I can't count. Then I got admitted in ISI COLLEGE OF TERRORISM in PAKISTAN. I never believed in caste, creed, religion, Nationalism and even HUMANISM. I killed thousands of innocent people by serial bomb blasts. So what ? I am a leader and elected representative of people, so I have every right to play with their lives. I am next to creator of this world. Nobody can harm me. I am almighty, so by this confession I challenge you all, if you are empowered to punish me or ruin me, please come forward and test check your power.Just remember my name is Corruptomafia, resident of EVERYWHERE in INDIA.